The Government Can!
The Government Can Lyrics: By Tim Hawkins
Uncle Sam! Hey, Uncle Sam!
Hey everybody! Gather ’round!
I’m here to give you anything you like!
You want free college; energy; mortgages?
Whatever you like!
You have come to the right place!
Why? I tell you why!
Who take your money,
with a twinkle in their eye;
take it all away and give to some other guy?
The Government!
The Government Can!
Who can tax the sunrise?
Who can tax the trees?
let you run a business
and collect up all the fees?
The Government!
Oh, The Government Can!
And The Government Can
‘cuz they mix it up with lies
and make it all taste good!
The Government takes
everything we make
to pay for all of their solutions:
Health Care, Climate Change, Pollution;
Throw away the Constitution!
And who can give a bailout?
Tell us to behave?
and make the founding fathers
roll over in their grave?
The Government!
Oh, The Government Can!
And The Government Can
‘cuz they mix it up with lies
and make it all taste good!
The Government takes
everything we make!
They’re power hungry and malicious!
They’re Economics are ficticious.
Soon we’ll have to eat our dishes!
…mmm, delicious!
Woah, who can be a failure,
in so many ways?
Instead of getting fired,
Hey! We’ll give ourself a raise!
The Government!
Oh, The Government Can!
And The Government Can
‘cuz they mix it up with lies
and make it all taste good!
And your Uncle Sam can
‘cuz he mixes it with lies
and makes it all taste good.
And it feels so good ‘cuz
The Government says I should!
The Government Can!
Tim Hawkins
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LOVE IT!!!! Very well said!!!